Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE
BUT THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES
ROOn, ROOn, ROOn Weeeeasley
what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong
don’t say something like that